The Read · a full regimen, from scratch
Overhaul
$300
For when nothing on the shelf is working and patching it isn’t the answer. A start-over: a routine built for your skin and your budget, with a written walkthrough and a follow-up.
Book an Overhaul7 to 10 days
What you send
- Three photos of your face with no makeup: front, left side, right side
- Everything on the shelf, front and back
- A short form: your skin, your routine, what you have tried, and your budget
Your photos are stored privately, never published, never used in marketing, and deleted when you ask.
What you get
- Translation everything on the shelf
- Analysis what the routine is doing, and what it is missing
- Verdict a routine rebuilt from scratch, with a written walkthrough
- Follow-up with adjustments if needed
- 7 to 10 days · form first, then payment · everything in writing, no calls
How it works
- 01Send picsWhat to send is listed above. Then a short form.
- 02I translateEvery ingredient in plain English:
- What it does
- Why it’s there
- Flags for your skin
- 03You decideI give you a verdict. The decision is always yours:
- Keep it
- Toss it
- Swap it, with alternatives at your price point
The other two
Questions
Do you take brand deals?
No. I earn a small affiliate commission when you buy something I recommend, disclosed every time, and I recommend the same products whether or not a link earns me anything.
What if my products are not clean?
Then I will tell you plainly, and show you what is worth swapping and what is fine to keep. No shame, no scare tactics.
What happens after I send?
Form first, then payment. Everything comes back in writing, to your email. No calls.
Who is reading my labels?
Jen Murphy. Makeup artist since 1991, aesthetician since 2005, fifteen years formulating. I wrote the front of the bottle for years. Now I read you the back.
Bring me the bottle.
Book an Overhaul